As the world races to clone animals, America struggles to clone Millionaire and Survivor

The international scientific community continues to attempt cloning anything with four legs. Meanwhile, the American networks are wildly attempting to clone any game show with legs. Early attempts to clone Millionaire were disastrous, spawning various horrible mutants with shortened life spans. Now, wild attempts to clone Survivor have resulted in the latest mutant human zoo, Big Brother. I’ll cast my vote to banish the network executives to a desert isle, for good. -NineOh

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