Announcing new miracle diet aids, prescription Fat Crapper & nonprescription Cash Trapper

First there was the amazing Xenical, then came the miraculous Fat Trapper with Exercise in a Bottle. Now you can get all the same benefits in a new combination package. I’m pleased to introduce prescription Fat Crapper and nonprescription Cash Trapper. Fat Crapper lets the fat you eat, pass right through, while Cash Trapper burns your cash before you can turn it into fatty foods to eat. -NineOh

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